punchline

Cooking for teenagers is like trying to fill a black hole with a spoon. I blink and suddenly everything in the fridge is gone. I swear I...

In our house, WiFi is not just an internet connection. It is a battleground. A sacred resource. A modern-day gold rush. And every single...

I am the proud owner of a couple of teenagers who firmly believe I need life coaching. From them. The same people who think pizza rolls ...

There was a time when my kids used to hang on my every word. Granted, they were toddlers and mostly interested in whether I had snacks o...

Not a picture of my actual teen... they look far worse. I love my kids. Truly. But when it comes to their fashion choices, I sometimes w...

Teaching my kids to drive has been the most terrifying bonding experience of my life. I thought childbirth was stressful. I thought pott...

​ It was supposed to be a peaceful walk. Just me, the leash, and our dog who is usually more focused on sniffing blades of grass than ch...

I have discovered a hidden talent. I do not need to put in any effort. I do not need to plan ahead. I embarrass my teenagers simply by e...

​ I am convinced my teenagers have a black hole in their stomachs. There is no other logical explanation for the way food vanishes in th...

​ Applying for college financial aid is like stepping into a game show where the grand prize is debt and the consolation prize is also d...

I used to think I was a pretty sharp parent. I mean I made it through college I can set up a WiFi router and I know how to parallel park...

​ Just when I thought I had accepted my fate as an outsider in the ever-changing world of teen slang, my kids upped the ante. They have ...

​ There was a time when I felt pretty cool. I knew all the latest trends. I understood pop culture references. I could carry on a conver...

​ There are few things more terrifying than walking into a teenager’s room and seeing the state of their laundry. It is as if they belie...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Sport_balls.svg/1200px-Sport_balls.svg.png Watching sports with teenagers is a ...

https://live.staticflickr.com/4082/4737849899_3ccd9b37f5_b.jpg ​ Every so often, I gather my teenagers, load them into the car, and embar...

https://media.istockphoto.com/id/1010556014/photo/woman-watching-online-tv-in-the-night.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=Rg0OmR3lTlBB...

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QPPTMfu2Qis/U6WjCvUyyKI/AAAAAAAADy0/I9Zawn29cbk/s1600/excited_woman_holding_cash_2246039_hh1k-1.jpg ​ There co...

https://live.staticflickr.com/33/103892386_697b800b4a_n.jpg ​ There comes a time in every teenager’s life when they realize that money do...

​ https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/A1nYNISnPeL._CLa%7C2140%2C2000%7CA18rD-KIUOL.png%7C0%2C0%2C2140%2C2000%2B0.0%2C0.0%2C2140.0%2C2000....

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2017/03/30/11/31/wheelbarrow-2188081_960_720.jpg ​ There’s nothing quite like the reaction of a teenager wh...

Going to the movies with teenagers is an experience. Not a fun experience, necessarily, but an experience nonetheless. First, there’s the...

There comes a time in every parent’s life when their teenager suddenly demands, “You need to start treating me like an adult!” This is us...

Lately, I’ve realized that my teenagers think life is one big game show except I never signed up to be the host, and there are definitely...

I love my kids. I really do. But at what point did they decide that everything must be done at full volume? Talking? Loud. Laughing? Loud...

The other day, my teenager casually mentioned that they need a credit card. Not want—need. Like it’s a basic necessity, right up there wi...

https://media.tenor.com/z-oBTP1WqfgAAAAC/excited.gif That feeling you get when you relaize you have time to start posting again! Posted U...

It's been a while since I've last made a list and it's been a while since such an interesting game has been developed. Simply put, Echo: ...

OFFLINE

OFFLINE