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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!

My son entered middle school and is now acting like a big shot. We we came home last night, my wife asked him what he did. He answered w...

Why did the mechanic buy kneepads when the guy came in with wheel problems? So that she could retire comfortably

When you pinch some lawn clippings, that's to grassp it. Jani waited in silence as Lavender turned in circles, still holding up one finge...

The Foodminator - WEEK 139 We must eat to live, not live to eat - Moliere And this time this weekend-engagement succeeded to raise my ...

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Not sure the "best" template here? Do we just Meme? Or do we blog? Let's try to Sloth out the best of both worlds! Slow introdu...

“Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.” - Robert Anson Heinlein ...

When I actually discovered the "comedy open mic", I knew I'd be posting here very often but I just haven't gotten around to get...

안녕하세요. 왜 닌자의 방귀를 조심해야합니까? 조용하지만 치명적입니다. These are pooh trucks. They pump the pooh left in houses that have poor plumbing or no sewage co...

My library co-worker Miss A. had tales of homestead woe today. Her pigs have turned their pen into a horrifying cesspool of manure and ol...

From a Lump of Dust Before most people go into quarantine they buy water or toilet paper. We bought a huge lump of clay. I wasn't sure w...

Konichiwa 👋 fellow Splinterlands Player, For a change will be trying to say hello in different languages each week (Do let me know in com...

Because they refuse to Yield 😏😏😏🤣🤣🤣 GET IT?!? Thank you, thank you... Enjoy your weekend - give me a follow for more ridiculousness, u...

The sooner you submit the better. The great experiment @proofofblind has made the process of getting rewards and recognition even even e...

How's it going hive? Well today was the day where I thought I'd let the cat out of the bag and posted this picture on my Facebook page an...

Talking about pure cruise and fantasy, I recommend that you watch Jungle Cruise. It was really interesting to see one of my favorite act...

We need more of this kind of stuff! https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/oynrms/when_you_misplace_a_point_ordering_a_drill_bi...

The prisoner was sitting cuffed to a chair that was welded to the floor. The human was sitting with a pile of books next to them across...

With its current run, Bitcoin might even go beyond the solar system! https://twitter.com/blasphemachine/status/1363030154512003077 Poste...

For my dinner I made a "hearty" beef curry stew 🍲 🫀🐮 Posted via D.Buzz

TESLA bought Bitcoin... but don't expect it to invest in ETH, as it runs on gas 😂 Posted via D.Buzz

Well, I randomly wanted to try to make my own can of soda with branding and all.. you know? Good idea in the sense of things, bad in the ...

It was supposed to be simple, jusy Smile for the camera and say Cheese for another day gone in history. But it seems our friend here go...

Once I met a lover, who became my helper He is the father that can father who a father cannot father He is stronger than who I can call ...

In Korean the word for "horse" (mal 말) and "speak" (mal 말) are both spelled the same and sound the same. Several pha...

Yep. It's a big plus. :)

Hey guys i need a steam cleaner dupray if you can find one ahaha

Since uni opened up again here I haven't been much on hive or any other crypto related platform this week. So I only checked my trades on...