limerick

I decided I better type something here at the beginning of these short limericks because if I don't then you can read the whole thing wit...

Riding a pig on its side. Man, that was a wild ride. I came in first place. Then after the race, the pig was butchered and fried. I at...

Reading my book on the ground. Now there's lots of birds around. Wait until they see, that bird recipe. Then they'll all be southern bou...

See the man with the long nose. Walking on his tippy toes. Birds perch and eat there. You just have to stare! He's real nosy, I suppose....

See the bird flying in the sky. How I envy you up so high. But I want some food. I'm in a bad mood. So, I shot you as you flew by. Getti...

Here are a couple of poems I wrote years ago. I don't believe that I have posted either of them in The Hive before. -- Alternative Denti...

"I feel like I'm growing a second head, man." This, from jittery Jeb. Yeah, I can see it jutting out of your neck. You reall...

First up, I have three haiku for you that I wrote in my usual fashion: while puttering around the house and garden, hopeful that I would...

Days and nights pass so slowly. We're together you and me. We've been together, Seems like forever. When are you setting me free? -- You...

Love Sick Fool Darling it isn't no riddle. If you'd just give a little. You'd have all I've got. Though it's not a lot. Cause your fine ...

Alternative Dentist A patient told the dentist, “To tell the truth, I don’t like gas or needles, not since my youth”. That’s when the de...

Honeybees In the field there are trees. Pretty flowers full of honeybees. Buzzing around, working hard. Always watching, on their guard....

Background Image Source There was a being all in grey who came in a ship like a tray. He tapped his finger and smells did linger, then h...

There once was a man named Beard. He read the letter and teared. He picked up his glass and said something crass, his reflection looked ...

Most people reading this have heard of the Pizza token [on Hive-engine]. In the Pizza token discord server [https://discord.gg/NF9WME7PpP...

There once was a Womble who bumbled with hair chaotic and jumbled, writing racist articles for magazines farcical, he was sacked and e...

Hey, today is one of my favorite holidays... National Limerick Day. (Now Trending on Twitter ) I think I already did a few Limerick Chal...

Here is the challenge... Write a 5 Line Limerick with the word “Hive” Example: There once was a blog named Hive. Uncensored speech it was...

Have you ever written a Limerick ? A Limerick is a 5 line poem that follows a strict meter and always has a AABBA rhyme scheme. The most ...

What is a limerick? This, I asked my chick. I don't give a fuck. Well, ain't that my luck. Maybe it's just a schtick.

A limerick is a much easier and shorter poem than the more complicated Villanelle we saw in the last poetry post, and I have to admit I a...

My Canela (Cinnamon) while dreaming of anihilating my Horacia - Picture of mine                     My calico is dynamite.              ...

there once was a regex named * who had, as her boyfriend, a var. when they went to her place, all over her face were his trailing chars. ...

We're just about there! Day 6 of 7 of creative projects that anyone can do while house-bound due to lock-downs, quarantine, stay-at-home ...

Why do they do it? The poets. Write nonsense and claim it is genius. The rest of the world goes the other way: Meet up with genius and ca...

Who's ready for six more brand new original Splintericks? Let's Get Right To It Entitlement Remember, it’s only a game, When making an...

I'm back again today, Splinterfans, with some more brand new, original Splinterlands limericks! Yesterday's Limericks Sunday's Limerick...

I'm back this morning with some more Splinterlands limericks! Please pardon me for not taking the time to share images for each limerick....

Once upon a time I made a limerick every day. Since I'm spending several hours now each day writing, I would like to bring back this morn...

Jamaican Vacation Down in West End on Vacation, A girl got my visual fixation. I oohed and awed, thought 'oh my God' Why is there so much...