humansareweird

Never underestimate a human with a really twisted sense of humor, friends in serious danger, a box of jokes, and nothing left to lose. ...

They thought human companion animals were mostly quiet. Then the new human security officer brought in their pet husky! -- Anon Guest ...

The researchers startled from their tents to hear screaming from the tent belonging to the humans. They see two humans trying to calm t...

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My dear human friend, would you kindly stop moving for just a few moments? I know you are uncomfortable, but if I don't get this spike ...

What's one of the best exercise to keep me cheerful? I love to dance! -- Anon Guest "That's what you call dancing?" boggled ...

Human, why are you painting tiny pictures of animals along the tops of the walls near the ceiling? ...because my partner said they didn...

A new, rather strange, band formed that was a mix of humans, and former pirates that used to be their enemies. They have one hell of a ...

The station is the height for entertainment. However, the odd part is, the most popular area is the areas tend to be where there are bo...

Human to furry deathworlder. "Can I give you a hug?" Deathworlder to Human "oh... kay...?" Human hugs deathworlder ...

The human was found running the special racing track all hours day and night. When asked why, they were honest, it was the only way the...

A strange noise is coming out of the human habitat. When they look in, the pet is rushing around like it's half-insane. The human chuck...

Two Humans angrily fighting each other, bare-fisted, in a hallway. The instant a Havenworlder child comes around the corner and sees it...

Other than times on official duty, our human often wears a backpack with small, but very heavy, metal balls. Especially when they were ...

Companion (concerned): Human, why are you on the floor? Human (commando crawling down the hall): My com's busted, my back gave out, and...

The entire ship is worried, the companion is starting to feel stressed. Why? The human has begun to mention how they've been getting bo...

A rough topic, but just had this conversation with a coworker and it made me realize how alien the idea of "rallies" are. For...

A human brings their two beloved pets, a pair of gentle capybaras, aboard station with them. And their antics are just too adorable! --...

The ships humans, after having ordered a larger than normal amount of supplies, decide to surprise their crewmates in the survey camp, ...

The Phlorans heard a distress call, a actual distress call as a lifepod was shooting through the atmosphere from a ship that had been b...

The Humans are dead. A futile effort to go against the almighty. Among the field of the fallen, one rose among the dead. Cloaked in bla...

It's known, now, why human women have menses, and well documented within the Alliance's medical databases about human reproduction. How...

A human introduces their friends to 2001: A Space Odyssey and its sequel 2010: The year we make contact. -- Anon Guest Humans love to ...

The path to real friendship is paved with really stupid shit. Hey my friend, sorry about that! Here, let me get that mud off of you. --...

Humans are too eager, sometimes, to protect us. We appreciate it, we rely on it, we've become highly dependent on it. Some of us... may...

Despite being Deathworlders themselves, they hired a human who was an expert at debugging computer systems, at engineering, and at impr...

A: "What's that?" H: "What's what?" A: "That odd thing you're working on." Indicating the odd contraption...

Anyone who ran a table would understand. -- AmberFox [AN: Yeah nah that's a bad sesh there. And maybe bad management] The life of the ...

Human: "Excuse me?" Alliance Member: "Yes?" Human: "I .. um.... kinda... messed up again." Alliance Membe...

It was an old custom on Earth that was once popular. Humans would paint stones with pretty pictures, happy sayings, and then, when they...