humansarespaceorcs

In the early days, when humans were first officially recognized by the alliance, not a lot was known about them. Imagine the shock, and...

The aliens didn't listen. They were SO sure that they could overrun the human colony and wipe them out. They were warned by others that...

Don't go after a ship filled with neophytes. Their adult counterparts will only kill you. Human larvae will do far worse. -- Anon Guest...

They attacked a human outpost thinking that these small, squishy, beings would be easy prey. They learned the truth, and broadcasted th...

A troop of Marines land on a planet they considered "a bit warm". Their enemies never stopped to realize what "a bit war...

An intergalactic empire finds out what happens when you double-cross humans and try to enslave them. It's not pretty. But, for the reco...

The human is only 4 years old. They tried to scare the child of the ship's human by taking away their stuffie. They learned why ships w...

The massive, plated, deathworlder asked to fight the human. The other humans warned their friend to go easy on the being. The being sne...

"What's that human doing with all those blades?" "They're going to go and calm down." "I .......see.... so... ...

I made a special virtual reality program for people with explosive tempers. When they get angry, they go into the specially padded room...

All the crew were safely in sound proof escape pods. The lights were now dimmed, the human was on the intercom. Time to go Haunted Hous...

There was a small, human child staring at them. The small child shuffled closer then said, in a soft voice, "your fur looks soft. ...

When you're a pirate, there is ONE rule you should always follow, newbie. DO NOT PISS OFF THE HUMAN! DO NOT MAKE A HUMAN.... you did WH...

Small Human Child: "For some reason, I always do a chaos if I'm not next to Rennie at bed time." Small Child's Parent: "...

A pleasant scent to you may be offensive, or even dangerous to others. Please be careful about how much perfume you wear. -- The New Gu...

When is it appropriate to kill? And when is it appropriate to allow yourself to die? These are questions roiling through the head of th...

Bold of you to assume that I know what I’m doing several explosions later Well now would you look at that, it worked. Now stfu and let'...

These creatures are DANGEROUS, don't even think of challenging them, are you mad?? They eat POISONS for fun! They drink ACIDS for refre...

Rescued Crewmember: I thought you said you couldn't do strenuous physical activity? Human: I said I couldn't do strenuous or high impac...

Going aboard station, they took a deep breath and reported to security. They asked to see medical because they had a problem. A bad tem...

Never, EVER, assume, just because the human's so much smaller than you, that you can just bully them. You will NOT like the results! --...

On their world, theobromine is toxic. Extracted from plants that have it in its pods, as the prisoners are dipped into that vat of brow...

Warning to all pirates! Do NOT mess with a human child's teddy bear! -- Lessons Midshipman Hayk had been sent to pacify the Human Larv...

The human who followed the princess home became quite well educated in more than gal-simple. And not long after, all humans were welcom...

A few years after the first encounter, the humans return to Lilli Station, they come in large, new, ships. They do not dock but, instea...

The humans were laughing about something. That was, by itself, potential cause for alarm. The contents of their conversation, heard bet...

A human was crying, their friend asked what was wrong. They'd heard all their lives of all the wild cruelties humans had done to each o...

"My dear colleagues and guests, this morning we are going to study human games and how, throughout their history, their games have...

The Human is only four foot in height, even with the battle-hardened live-suit. The recruits for this new marine outfit are six to seve...

A researcher decides, out of curiosity, to see if it's just human adults that are dangerous, and how far back that 'dangerous' could be...