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Cooking for teenagers is like trying to fill a black hole with a spoon. I blink and suddenly everything in the fridge is gone. I swear I...

In our house, WiFi is not just an internet connection. It is a battleground. A sacred resource. A modern-day gold rush. And every single...

I am the proud owner of a couple of teenagers who firmly believe I need life coaching. From them. The same people who think pizza rolls ...

There was a time when my kids used to hang on my every word. Granted, they were toddlers and mostly interested in whether I had snacks o...

Not a picture of my actual teen... they look far worse. I love my kids. Truly. But when it comes to their fashion choices, I sometimes w...

Teaching my kids to drive has been the most terrifying bonding experience of my life. I thought childbirth was stressful. I thought pott...

​ It was supposed to be a peaceful walk. Just me, the leash, and our dog who is usually more focused on sniffing blades of grass than ch...

I have discovered a hidden talent. I do not need to put in any effort. I do not need to plan ahead. I embarrass my teenagers simply by e...

​ I am convinced my teenagers have a black hole in their stomachs. There is no other logical explanation for the way food vanishes in th...

​ Applying for college financial aid is like stepping into a game show where the grand prize is debt and the consolation prize is also d...